May I have a drink? Sex anyone
There are some drink names , which cause the enquirer to either take a double take or be absolutely intrigued by what's going into that drink.
The drinks I"m talking about are those with sexual innuendos in their names and are bar favorites for both male and females.
But one has to wonder what exactly are you getting yourself into if you order such drinks. Most of these drinks are in fact very good combinations and taste good. But for males order some of these names in a straight bar with a bartender who blabs to everybody may be a real challenge. But economics teaches us about the rational consumer, but many times this consumer is curious and curiosity many times leads to increases in consumption intake for many goods.
IF you were to choose one of these goods to purchase in a bar which would it be?
1. This popular drink is made up vodka, peach schnapps, cranberry juice, and orange juice. It is affectionately called S*X ON THE BEACH.
2.This drink makes you wonder if it got its name before or after, it has two simple ingredients; Allen's coffee brandy and milk. This one is called LEG SPR**DER.
3. This drink causes each enquirer to think of the woman or man experiencing this 'magical moment'. This drink consists of Vodka, Bailey's Irish Cream and Kahlua coffee liqueur. Sshhh its a SCREAMING ORG*SM
4. Like the name suggest horrible acting but, an impeccable performance will always come from this drink. And with only two ingredients; Blue Curacao liqueur and Sour Puss raspberry liqueur not much qualifications are needed for the job of a CORNSTAR
5. This next one may sound a little gross but the latter is desired by many men and even some women. This drink best kept untouched as the name suggests consists of ;white rum, triple sec and pineapple juice all blended with ice make a scrumptious HAIRY V'GIN
6. With a creamy whipped cream on top you have to work your way down to the brown Bailey's Irish Cream and amaretto almond liqueur. This drink definitely shows the bias of many women to the darker male to perform this act: This shooter is called a BJ
7. I hope this drink doesn't get too many men excited. But come to think about many men need a little bit of this combination of; Amaretto liqueur, Coffee liqueur, cola and red-bull is sure not only to give you wings but a strong third leg and some S*X DRIVE
8.This drink name makes you wonder if anything else is being brewed in the land where the sun don't shine (The front one, get your minds out of the gutter). For many years many great men have fallen to the spells of women I wonder if this drink consisting of; pineapple juice, Midori melon liqueur, peach schnapps and 7-up soda is what women use to catch men. This drink has two names
P*SSY POTION or SWEET TIGHT P*SSY .
9. This drink is finally the one that may leave you grossed out, if you don't actually givging or receiving this next act. I don't see how this is delicious but coffee, vodka, triple sec, lemon juice and whipped cream sure make some good BUT S*X
10. For many men this is the most captivating feature of a women but how about the drink. This drink consist or only two ingredients like the distinct feature on the real thing; Absolut vodka and DeKuyper Sour apple pucker schnapps sure make a nice A$$
Have you made your choices yet?
I could go on but the economist part of me is saying to tell you Scarcity...I could tell you all 1000+ of them but where's the fun in that. Its best for me to leave you wanting more.
But one has to wonder what exactly are you getting yourself into if you order such drinks. Most of these drinks are in fact very good combinations and taste good. But for males order some of these names in a straight bar with a bartender who blabs to everybody may be a real challenge. But economics teaches us about the rational consumer, but many times this consumer is curious and curiosity many times leads to increases in consumption intake for many goods.
IF you were to choose one of these goods to purchase in a bar which would it be?
1. This popular drink is made up vodka, peach schnapps, cranberry juice, and orange juice. It is affectionately called S*X ON THE BEACH.
2.This drink makes you wonder if it got its name before or after, it has two simple ingredients; Allen's coffee brandy and milk. This one is called LEG SPR**DER.
3. This drink causes each enquirer to think of the woman or man experiencing this 'magical moment'. This drink consists of Vodka, Bailey's Irish Cream and Kahlua coffee liqueur. Sshhh its a SCREAMING ORG*SM
4. Like the name suggest horrible acting but, an impeccable performance will always come from this drink. And with only two ingredients; Blue Curacao liqueur and Sour Puss raspberry liqueur not much qualifications are needed for the job of a CORNSTAR
5. This next one may sound a little gross but the latter is desired by many men and even some women. This drink best kept untouched as the name suggests consists of ;white rum, triple sec and pineapple juice all blended with ice make a scrumptious HAIRY V'GIN
6. With a creamy whipped cream on top you have to work your way down to the brown Bailey's Irish Cream and amaretto almond liqueur. This drink definitely shows the bias of many women to the darker male to perform this act: This shooter is called a BJ
7. I hope this drink doesn't get too many men excited. But come to think about many men need a little bit of this combination of; Amaretto liqueur, Coffee liqueur, cola and red-bull is sure not only to give you wings but a strong third leg and some S*X DRIVE
8.This drink name makes you wonder if anything else is being brewed in the land where the sun don't shine (The front one, get your minds out of the gutter). For many years many great men have fallen to the spells of women I wonder if this drink consisting of; pineapple juice, Midori melon liqueur, peach schnapps and 7-up soda is what women use to catch men. This drink has two names
P*SSY POTION or SWEET TIGHT P*SSY .
9. This drink is finally the one that may leave you grossed out, if you don't actually givging or receiving this next act. I don't see how this is delicious but coffee, vodka, triple sec, lemon juice and whipped cream sure make some good BUT S*X
10. For many men this is the most captivating feature of a women but how about the drink. This drink consist or only two ingredients like the distinct feature on the real thing; Absolut vodka and DeKuyper Sour apple pucker schnapps sure make a nice A$$
Have you made your choices yet?
I could go on but the economist part of me is saying to tell you Scarcity...I could tell you all 1000+ of them but where's the fun in that. Its best for me to leave you wanting more.
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